His name is Lopez
His sister au pairs
She wears flowers in her hair
And Disney princess underwear
Dave is great from the spot
And looks like Iggy pop.
some other stuff.
I think you've misread the spec, Arthur. How about;
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
Dave Lo Pez
Ah. DAY / DAVE! You're onto something there Meado.
How about (and I'm actually NOT taking the piss with this one!). Bit of Haircut 100:
Faaaaan-taaaa-stic Dave Lo-pez.
Faaaaan-taastic Dave!
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
It is time to, get rid of that frown,
Because, David, is now back in town,
To. Take. The. Pens. And stuff.
It's fun to cheer Span-ish D A V E,
It's fun to cheer Spa-nish D A V E,ee
D. A. V. I. D.
D. A. V. I. D.
He is D, deadly from the spot
He is A, a bit like Iggy Pop
He is V, very hard to stop
He is I, into lager top
He is Da-aa-aave...