I thought they were 'it's not wood', either way it doesn't matter.
The whole band knew the name was sh*t, but the lead singer always refused to change it.
When they finally got a deal, they had to change to Clearlake (anything would have been an improvement).
Sadly never quite 'made it', even...
Any others?
Preferably ones I've heard of, except The David Mathews Band, naturally.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/the-thirteen-dumbest-band-names-in-rock-history-20130701