A pair of pensioners are lying in bed, and the bloke says to his missus, 'How about it then?...'
She replies, 'Stop it! You know I have acute angina!...'
He thinks about it for a minute and says to her, 'This is true, but your tits are a bit droopy!...'
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A man goes to confession, and tells the priest he has just bedded a pair of 17 year old twin sisters
The priest says he doesn't recognise the man's voice, and asks when was the last time he had been to confession
The man says he is Jewish, and has never been to confession
The priest then asks...