Well done & thank you for your life story. Not the most stimulating read and knowing your penchant for making up facts I'm doubtful of the amount of away games you alledgedly attend however you must feel good after justifying yourself to a Palace fan on your own messageboard.
I don't suppose leaving early affects you as you don't go to games.
On a plus note though, being an armchair fan helps you notch over 32,000 posts on a message board.
Cracking effort.