There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”
She said, “Pardon my soul,
but you’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right one
This made me LOL!!
There was a poster called Titanic,
Who thought his Haiku's were messianic,
What he didn't think,
Was that they actually stink,
And now he's going to go manic!