No, not yet.
Although someone this morning said "can you not stand quite so close please, its making me uncomfortable".
I don't know what the problem was, it was clear he'd almost finished.
Up until recently, this is EXACTLY how I would consume my kiwi (but I don't have the luxury of a serrated spoon, I'd just cut it in half and scoop the seedy green flesh into my gaping maw).
But on March 6th of this year, I had an epiphany. Thats not an obscure tropical fruit, its a posh word...
I've been walking the streets today with a POTATO PEELER in my pocket. The reason for this is that I couldn't be bothered to make sandwiches for work last night. Meaning I have no need for my rucksack, which would, under normal circumstances on any normal day, be carrying an item of tupperware...