what play Bridge at right back? anyway he didnt have a choice, clearly Zaha was instructed to go with the weaker full-back. and to be fair, Calderon dealt with him pretty well first half.
reading about the "poo", sounds plausible... but then the clapper fan thing? he wouldnt have known? or know exactly who would decide on such a novelty? gives it away really. i dont think poogate happened anymore.