Chesney Hawkes and Michael Madsen flaying our pie-throwers all over the park. Chanderpaul needn't tuck his napkin in just yet, at this rate he'll be lucky if there's any buffet left (and that's if he ever gets a bat).
Sussex are wise to bat on. Derbyshire will have sussed out our bowling and second time around are sure to post 300 in 40 overs, leaving us an impossible target of 125 in the fourth innings. Looks like being a long coach journey back this weekend :(
Luke Wright can't come back quickly enough. In Albion parlance RHB's second coming is reminiscent of Mickey Adams. I was expecting something more along the lines of Dean Hammond.