Ibrahimovic was ordinary because he hasn't scored a brace at Stoke on a cold Tuesday night.
Obviously all that changed in the recent friendly during which he absolutely ruined England, at which point we all knew how good he was all along.
I remember Tooting Gull rightly berating him on here during the World Cup in South Africa, something along these lines:
"We don't know much about Honduras" says Shearer.
No, because you've been out on the golf course with "Lawro" instead of doing the research you were paid to do, you dull...
Christ, what a choice. And yet, if Andy Townsend worked for the BBC, this would be made so much easier.
I'll go for Alan Shearer. The epitome of lazy, BBC golf-buddy, expensive pointlessness.