Oh my good Gawd. :facepalm:
How deep 'you planning on digging that hole? To be fair though, you're certainly bang into this 'irony' thing. It's just a shame you'll never really understand it. Oh well.
It's not cryptic in the least. Unfortunately, I haven't got the hours to spare now - which I might well require to provide a comprehensive explanation of my ripost - as I'm off to bed in a minute. Perhaps you could spend a while deconstructing your earlier critique & play around with the...