Thou shalt find a way to categorise fans in ways that make you one of the best, eg staying tip the end of the game, buying more pies, going to more away games etc.
Thou shalt act as if thou has a divine right to be first on the park and ride buses, or on the first train back
Thou shalt discuss...
Or
Thou shall only be allowed to disagree with someone's evaluation of a starlets beauty if thou is dating a supermodel, individual taste and beauty being in the eye of the beholder is not acceptable