Entirely agree, even though I liked our black away kit. Also no to pain green tops as they are for goalies.
I'm looking the suggestion of replacing our current lime green stripes with orange though. Alternatively how about orange and yellow high vis stripes? Then we could all wear them...
Red and black stripes. Though I'd quite like us to play in the 'girls' kit, if only to bring all the "we get called gay but we're not helping ourselves" types het up.