Should there be Pope Factor? I'm just thinking that if the church wants to play to the gallery then perhaps an 8 week reality series in which we get to vote for the pope - or watch the Catholic community do so.
How about a series of "I'm a Cardinal Get Me Out of Here!"
North Stand Cardinal! Excellent.
I think it should just be announced now on Twitter. Two weeks hence the chap will be releasing doves and wondering how he got there.
Incidentally, a couple of weeks back didn't Benedict release a dove only to see it attacked by a seagull? It's all adding up!