Fair do's jez. If you need any more entries to help you win the competition:
As a BHA fan I'm used to having my arse covered in spunk, but after a trip to crumbling Shithurst Park it ended up covered in splinters.
Hollow Way had a clause in his Blackpool contract allowing him to leave for a...
I honestly thought you were joking, but it's on their official site. I'm sorry, but that is indefensible. I can't think of any other club who would be in an automatic promotion spot in the Championship and offering tenner tickets, or whatever the deal is, in its desperation to attract people...