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Business has been quite brisk in the supervillain prostheses department.

Whoops, if the tablets don't work I guess you just smash them over the head with a table :-)

That's as bad as one of the suggestions at work. A taser on one hand and on the other a vile of Rohypnol tables.

So we're all sitting around at work talking bollocks as usual. We were on the topic of Hamza's imminent deportation, when someone piped up "if you had both hands off, what fantasy attachments would you have" The best i could think of at the time was pint glass on one hand bottle opener on the...