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Actually, scrub that. I've got something that did make me giggle. An Irishman goes for a job on a building site and the foreman tells him to eff off because everyone knows the Irish are thick as shit. The Irishman protests that he isn't so the foreman gives him one look and says 'alright then...

"Ere, I went to the doctor the other day. They're all bleedin pakis innit. Whatever 'appened to your good honest white doctor? I don't feel comfortable being seen by one of them. Not right them coming over 'ere and taking all our jobs. Cheeky bugger wouldn't even sign my disability benefit form...

I wasn't being sexist. It's post-modernist humour slanted towards absurdism and in a way serves to act as a feminist statement. The comparison is clearly nonsensical (although I did really witness it) to anyone but the dimmest reader and as such should be taken as it is but on another level it...

I saw a street drinker vomit over his pet dog's head this morning - just off London Road. You know what? The dog just took it all in his stride, carried on as if it was no big deal. Women could learn a thing or two from that.