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I have this vision of Wayne Bridge watching his wondergoal vs Barnsley, fat bank statement in one hand, remote in the other, gazing out of his LA mansion patio windows at the Pacific Ocean lapping the beach just yards away whilst Frankie's head bobs gently up and down as she goes about her work.

Playing for the Albion, getting paid £90K a week and shagging Frankie Sandford in your LA pad. I'd venture to suggest there's never been an Albion player who's had it so good!