Come on fellas, lighten up, its Friday and i am joking. Its what the Daily mail would have you believe (i dont read it of course), but im only fishing here
Not sure 3 could be faked.
Gareth from the office would have you put pins in your legs to see if your disabled, eating a double cheeseburger during Ramadan may be a giveaway your not muslim and you would defo get caught eyeing up girls out thw window of the cab as you steam along with the...
Are you gay,black,Muslim and disabled (i mean all of these combined, not just one) - if yes, youve got a great chance. If no, then good luck pal, but hope you have a plan b