Bloody hell ! Your not even a newbie !
Have you really never come across one of Ernie's posts before ? The mans a LEGEND in his own lifetime, I am PROUD to be in his ARS !
Ernest, I believe you should make a DIRTY protest at the first home game, obviously you can no longer run onto the pitch and shit in the centre circle, so your only course of action can be clambering onto the bar in DICKS and shitting next to the PUMPS.