Sainsburys have them at the mo. Not in the frozen section, like where the prawny things live. Not sure how long they'll last, but worth a try. I'd like to work for Linda Maccas and make suggestions for their next pretend flesh and even be a professional taster to gorge on a packet of veggie...
Indeed. Sainsburys halfprice, so £1.37, or something, for a pack of these bakeable oddities. I'm on pack 3 since they appeared. The girlfriend who is obviously an actual seabeast-nosher says the prawn ones were a more realistic impersonation. But the scampi ain't bad. I only know those bloody...
A stirfry with vegetarian scampi for me. The ladyfriend will have a some fried turkey chunks with hers. Also bought a smoothie machine at the weekend so that'll be dessert.