I remember a story of a chap seeking hospital treatment after headbutting a lamppost on his escape and the police catching him that way. Let's hope the local hospitals and/or locals are aware of his injuries, so you can flush the bastards out.
I was expecting some more of your cringeworthy internet flirting when I opened this. Sadly not in this instance.
Get well soon hitony
I got jumped by a gang of Tunisians in Clapham and the feckers nicked my phone. A friend of mine got bricked by a gang near the level and then beaten up...