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You can still do that? You're a very lucky man.

Shit. I started doing that towards the end of the season.

I think the comedian Stewart Lee also had a good one how it's only at a certain age that when a man takes a piss it puts pressure on the sphincter muscle causing a fart. Can't remember if that was something that didn't happen when I was younger but maybe he's right.

When you have a conversation with your mum about anal sex and she responds to the observation "must hurt" with "yes dear, it does".

Complaining when you find the toilets in a pub are upstairs.