When you have absolutely no idea whatsoever who Kelly Kapowski is : http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?241824-Who-was-your-first-celebrity-crush
I thought of this thread last night, when sitting waiting for the gig to start at Brixton Academy and thinking to myself "this looks such a lovely old venue, I wish they hadn't used so much dry ice because it's stopping me seeing the internal architecture" ....