Zaha would grace the Nou Camp? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh my days.
hahahahahahahahahaha!
The only way he'd get on the Nou Camp would be as a mascot.
I realise you are being tongue in cheek but at least try to keep it within the realms of some sort of reality,
40. Making plans for Nigel
41 Making plans for Nigel posting over 400 times in 4 months
41 Silurian
42 Bustersdad
43 The fact that Silurian and Bustersdad are the same person
And here's the 8th Palace troll in this thread. We need just one more and that's more Palace fans giving it the Billy Big Bollocks over the internet on a rival's messageboard than Palace fans who could be bothered to turn up for a real life fan's forum. f***ing sad, sad muppets.
I'll tell you what's embarrassing. We only need one more Palace troll in this thread to equal the number of Palace fans who turned up for their own little meet and greet forum. Noddy club full of internet Nigels who would rather spam their rival's board than actually turn up and support their...