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Perhaps he'd fancy a part-time job, maybe try his hand at international management. :wink:

Nope.

Which, lest we forget, the almighty Man Utd were only in because they weren't good enough to get through their CL group. I would bet that if you took the lineups from each league and put them against each other in a series of games, 1st vs 1st, 2nd vs 2nd etc....down to 20th vs 20th, the...

The 10th best team in Spain ripped Man United to bits, twice, earlier this season...

Yes he did, literally. From Torres picking the ball up to putting it in the net was one long, continuous orgasm moan. As for dealing with it, how many more times do I have to say that I give Chelsea full credit for the result?

Mikel isn't. Terry, Ivanovic, Meireles, Ramires and possibly Cahill depending on his injury.

I don't think they all made orgasm noises though.

I'm a Barca fan as most on here will know, but fair credit to Chelsea for that. I've still no idea why Neville felt it appropriate to literally have an orgasm when Torres scored, mind.

Torres scores, Chelsea are through and Gary Neville has just cum to judge from the noise he made.

Yep, Cech got a touch to push it onto the post.

So as it stands, Chelsea will be without Meireles, Terry, Ramires, Ivanovic and possibly Cahill for the Final.

Messi hits the post just after Barca have one disallowed for offside....maybe lady luck is on their side tonight.

Come on Barca!

Much as I don't want to, I've got a sneaking feeling Chelsea are going to do this. :( Hopefully I'll be proven wrong though.

Cuenca off, Tello on

Ivanovic was booked, so if Chelsea get through they'll be without him, Terry, Ramires and probably Cahill.

John Terry trying to make the case for his defence....and it's a massive heap of bollocks.

Looks a harsh one to me tbh, and probably justice done as Messi rattles the bar.

Penalty to Barca.

That's not right either though. If Chelsea score 1 more, and Barca score 3 in total then it'll be 3-3 on aggregate which means Chelsea will go through.