you wont be given enough time for the full da da da daaaa etc
just sing
...and were going up to win the cup
for sussex by the sea...
they will shut you up pretty sharpish if you try to go on and on
few rules:
1.. dont talk AT ALL when the presenters are talking
2.. dont call things out
3.. speak when you are spoken to...even when helen comes and sits next to you
4.. if a presenter kicks a ball at you, which lovejoy used to do when the highlights are being shown, dont kick it back and...