Noooo!
"Good old Sussex by the sea, Good old Sussex by the sea, and we're going up to win the cup for Sussex by the sea."
Should take you less than 5 seconds at North Stand pace.
A professional speaks ...
PLEASE do GOSBTS - anyone south of Watford could do "we are XXXXXX from the SAUF"
Then do an anti-Palace song if they will let you.
Then do either Ashley Barnes or CMS or Will Buckley songs, as they would benefit most from the confidence boost.
I'll be watching. I...