No. :( And I'm sure it's the only cock that she's ever turned down as well mate.
Triggers twin, I think people are frightened of Edna using evidence for a prosecution if we reveal too many criminal deeds.
Caught wanking when I was 14 by my sister in the bathroom with a copy of Mayfair on the floor. Forgot to lock the door in my haste to knock one out. I couldn't look her in the eye for weeks through embarrassment. :blush:
Caught doing lines of coke in a nightclub toilet. Attendant was getting...