No offence taken mate, no need to justify on your part...you have every right.
That said, I find it hard to believe a 25 year old female professional wouldn't run rings around you if she wanted to!
You think this was ever going to drive a sensible conversation? Can a bunch of ex Sunday leaguers put together a team to challenge a women's Premier league team? Yes Mr Cholmondley Warner....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
All that said, the one good thing that has come out of this thread is the New Mexico Elizabeth Lambert clip...I think she'd make Beckham and Cole cry and would probably take Rooney and Terry with a strap on at half time whilst chewing on lemons and spitting the pips at the back of their heads.
Has Alf Garnett and Jim Davidson added their considered experience and expertise to this thread yet?
This thread shouldn't be allowed out and needs shooting, along with the 'people who leave the match early' thread.