Heard at work this week (apologies if it's been posted before):
If you're at Fratton Park watching the match and someone throws a coin on the pitch, is this an act of hooliganism or a takeover bid?
I was in Portsmouth yesterday and walked passed the Portsmouth FC shop. I had to giggle as they had "Sale" in big letters in the window; I wondered whether that was for items in the shop or the club itself, or maybe both?
I live in Gosport so Portsmouth's fate is a daily topic of conversation. The fans I speak to seem to be coming to the conclusion that the situation is quite dire, although they are still in denial about being relegated to a division lower than League 2, quoting the local Police as saying that...