He's a lazy twat. Dont rhyme but it fits the bill. Your club should be done by trading standards for selling Fulham a pup !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuST2C-418
Looks like your on the wrong board again you div....still train a horse to go to water ! I would sing this as much as possible this season, once the Boomtown Rat (GM) starts ringing in on Mondays claiming to be injured for the next 2 1/2 years, you'll understand what I mean. 2 1/2 years of clear...
To the tune of "hey Jude" It could even be our own Walk along....20k Brighton fans before kick off before/after GOSBTS singing it in unison colours held aloft !! Na na na na na na na, Na na na na Brighton. Here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAcfY4Vv7iQ
No other team have nailed this...