Went Dogging with the wife last night......by the time she had finished parking everyone had f**ked off !!
I remember when we were courting I used to have to pull my wifes knickers to one side to get to her arse........
Now I have to pull her arse to one side to get to her knickers !!
jokes
Just had some awful news - my Thai wife has Testicular Cancer
New Craze - Girls are putting vodka jellies up their naughty bits and having blokes suck it out with straws, - Police are now very worried about the effects of minge drinking !
What do you call an Irish woman with 2 c**ts ...