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Nice punnery :)

Next, I saw it in your wife's knickers. Along with C&A so she knows which side is the arse.

It was 20+ years ago. Lot of money back then. (will you dress as a nun)

To be fair, I'm quite a catch.

Eww, if I wanted a man to manhandle my manhood, I'd support your mob.

She was quite fit from memory, I got her to dress as a nun.

I only ever shagged one prossie in my life, and that was in Brighton. Number from a phone box, got an address, and cost about £30. Was the worst shag of my life, she got the hump 'cos I was taking too long to cum.

I would so like to lick her arse. FIT.