Knobbers driving motability scooters on the road
Foreign language students blocking pavements outside their schools during breaks
People holding pub doors open to talk on their phone or smoke! FFS it's cold! SHUT THE DOOR!
Drivers who don't indicate (are we FU*KING psychic regarding your intentions?), and drivers who park on zig-zags near pelican crossings (you are blocking oncoming driver's views of the crossing and someone could be killed you selfish twunt!)