Hey Kazenga can I have a big "G'day to Tyrone B all the way down in Australia"?
Just look at it this way. There's 23 million Aussies and I'm probbaly the only Australian born Kazenga Lua Lua fan!
That's gotta be worth something surely?
Did Gus ever say we were going to get or chase after a 25 goals a season striker?
Or is it just fans saying we need one like that to be any good and it's grown from there?
I have the best way to get him here, it's simple.
All you have to do is this...
There's absolutely and categorically no way in a million years that he will be back to us on loan this season and that's an absolutely undeniable fact!
*sits back now to see if it works*