If you ask Edna Krabappel very nicely, she'll be delighted to tell you all about Pompey :thumbsup:
Looking at the table (for the last few weeks to be fair) it is extremely unlikely that this is finally your season to get relegated. While that would have been highly amusing, I'm sure most of us...
Much as we'd love to have you as tenants, the planning restrictions don't allow for two full sets of home league schedules to be played at Falmer in one season. You could always try Crawley, the Broadfield Stadium should be plenty big enough for you.
:)