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You may joke..... :lolol:

I get your goat up? YEAH, well you got my..........no, you're right. I'll leave it. :angel: Apologies, Crabbers and Edna. The floor is yours. Don't let us down. ;)

That's an easy peasy one. None. You? Be honest. And remember, a denial of something that happened counts as a lie. Think carefully.....

OOOOOOOOOOOOO. Bianca, you really are a dark horse aren't you? How many's that now? :jester:

Know what? Am I about to have my heart broken?

Fair enough. :lolol: (Note to self: Beware of big orange buses) MAX, what's Beefy got to do with all this? :jester:

After you a 63year-old, 57-stone spinster from Warrington would be a f***ing GOD SEND, love. :salute: (Maybe I ought to give the Clock Tower a miss today. Don't really fancy ending up under a number 49 bus)

Of course, you're blatantly from Haywards Heath. :lolol:

BOZZA, can we please have an 'Edna and Crabtree cyber foreplay' forum? Only allow them to post, but all of us to watch. Safeway, the voyer. ;)

So's I didn't spill my lager. Isn't he lovely boy though? Shut it MAX you SLICER. That was taken at about 1am in Pease Pottage (what a stupid name) and Fosters was all we had left in the cool box. :jester:

And HE doesn't argue back.

Stuff the lot of yer, I've just been reminded who I pulled on the way back from Luton on Tuesday.

Don't get a reference for me from Brighton Bird, she's TWISTED.

That's it BIANCA, pic the worst possible picture of me innit. Not that you're BITTER or anything. Ho hum, back to datingagency.com for me then. :(

Okely dokely, neighbourooney. Consider it done diddley-done. :) (Although I'm DYING inside :( )

Oh no, can always make time for steamed hams. Can you promise they'll be as good as my Skinner Burgers?

So she replied "alright then, I'll f*** the waiter". :lolol: :drink: :smokin:

:( Thought I was going to be your Seymour Skinner? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............. (Coming, mother)

Do we have to say on here?