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can you lot please bugger off to the newly formed "Safeway vs BirightBird about Beefy Forum" pleas as I'm *TRYING* to chat up Edna :angry: <probably failing miserably!> ;)

well if the lovely lady is anything like you Lush then Show me the stairway to HEAVEN baby YEAH :angel: :blush:

aahh but we will kick the SHIT out of his ankles come Final day :D and actually if he does kick safegay then at least we wont concede any own goals :p

:lolol: What you dont know Edna is that I'm actually 5'10", blue eyes, head full of hair which is dark, built like a Baywatch (male) LifeGuard, fully tanned body with a bank balance in excess of £500,000 :p

its what inside that counts! thats what I tell all the ladies but only because i aint no Beckham, Lampard or whoever myself :D oh and sense of humour, I cant stand women who dont like to have a good laugh.

well its only 'net talk! even I can flirt of the 'net :) <blatant crap attempt for phone number> ;)

blimey I leave this thread and all hell brakes loose <cough> Thankyou BB yes I am nice, my friends who are female all say "the reason you dont have a bird is because your too nice!, play hard to get and they will fall at your feet!" - dammit I'm a nice person and yet I cant play hard to get...

bugger lost that one then :nono: <Crabtree has NO self confidence at all at the moment!>

OI! STEVEN.....I dont want to be rude to a fellow LIZARD but I ASKED FIRST you DINGNUT! Your always get the ladys dammit let me try for once :angry: ;) :p

Be my eerr...Crab and climb my Tree ??? not quite the same is it...:nono: Well like a Crab you've made my insides go all soft :blush:

:blush: I'll do the same and display it on top of my CD collection which...like you...I hold close to my heart :blush: When ya got it Chappers.......ya just got it ;) <cough>

Purley for her shear brilliance in thinking up the Flowers idea and her words of wisdom as of late, I'm due to be "middle-age" with her soon so Edna Krabapple....be my Valentine :blush: :cute: :wave: