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The FA cup maybe even a good run in it. The JPT not so much Would you allow yourself to be choked with a piece of cling film to the point of passing out by Hurley from lost & then allow him to do what he wants with you if it meant you could make all Brightons summer signings for Gus?

No i love my country but not that much. Would you be happy to lose a hand & a foot if it meant England winning the next 3 world cups?

Maybe for £100k you could always weigh your wang down to disguise it. Would you go down on the queen if it meant you waking up tomorrow with the football skills of Leo Messi?

Yes i long to fire flame balls from my hands. Would you take it up the bum with a broken bottle followed by a vinegar rubdown if you could be head of uefa for a month?

Make it David Cameron & you're on. Would you put your nob in a hole where there's a snake waiting to bite it on the otherside if it meant getting a healing blow job from your choice of the sky sports news girls??

Yes i'd beat her repeatedly in the face if it meant seeing our boys win the World Cup Would you become the personal jigalo of a retirement home dealing with the sexual needs of both male & female residents if it meant Crystal Palace being erased from ever existing????

Hampster all the way i hate the f***ing things. Would you rather lick Harry Redknapps saggy face or that wierd thing on Joleon Lescotts head???