No.
Would you Run naked across the pitch at the last game at withdean (risking a ban from falmer) for £10,000 and a night of passion with Nicole Sherzinger (spelling)
hmmmm yes (Bad person)
Would you have a handfull of your own shit in your mouth for 10 minutes and then have to swallow it for a threesome with any 2 of girls aloud? (which ones would you chose?)