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Nah. Whatever the paraphernalia a wank is still just a wank. Would you put your cock in a jar of wasps for an antiseptic handjob off her from Countdown (not Carol Vorderman the new one)?

Tough one, if it was just like a spoonful then YEAH, why not :smokin: I wouldn't want to eat a lot. It may seem like a strange distinction but I'm making it. :smile: Would you shag your sister for £500k?

Read back yo. Would you have your arsehole surgically doubled in size for a hundred grand a year job for life?

Would you cut off one of your bollocks, put in a plastic bag, and swallow it?

Would you piss on a newborn child? Would you smash yourself as hard as you could in the mouth with a hammer? Would you show this thread to your mum and tell all the sickest (best) ones were you, and tell her that you were wanking while writing them?

Only if my mum was on holiday. Although I'd do that for free. So no. Would you crush a gerbil in your hand for a date with Fearne Cotton?

I don't like their attitude. Would you watch the Eurovision song contest from start to finish, alone, stone cold sober, for a firm handshake from Gus?

Would you headbutt a cow for 37p and some pocket fluff?

No. Would you headbutt a cow for a tenner?

No doubt. Would you lick Alan Pardews hair for a free ticket to the first game at Falmer?

Would you give George Osborne a hand job for 10% of his inheritence?

Would you force a banana all the way into your arse and then walk around with it there for a whole day, and then at the end of the day eat the banana, in exchange for a go on her: and she'll let you do ANYTHING.

No. I wouldn't do any of the albion based ones. Bad fan. Punch your mum full in the face, or stamp on a cat?

No. Would you rather lose three fingers or let a pig come on your face?

Knob. :lol: Would you eat a knobcheese sandwhich for 5 grand?

No. If your dog started licking your bollocks while you were shagging (a girl, not the dog), would you stop it?

No. Edit: Yes. Would you rub still warm dogshit into your japseye for a half time blowjob from the gully's girl of your choice?

No. I'd run out of saliva.