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No. Would you stop wanking or shagging if: 1. Every time you spoof yer man fat = Brighton and Hove Albion concede a goal. 2. Every week spoofless = Brighton and Hove Albion win. How would you plan your emission schedule ? Wet dreams cannot be planned but do not count against you.

No way...I demand the full compliment of head, limbs, torso, boobies and bum on a woman IT'S THE LAW. And you might see your knob suddenly plop out of whichever hole you weren't using at the time. Would you chew yourway through three pints of her collected bogies and flob to have an hour of...