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It depends how long in the jar. Most birds giving handjobs have always been a bit rough with my todger. "Owwwww! What d'ya think you're doing? Are you trying to rip it off or what?" but i reckon Rachel would gently massage it.:love:

If i was still alive, oui.:drool:

A night with Maria Sharapova after being used as Amir Khan's punchbag for two minutes?

Yeah.Some medications can slow down spilling your seed so i'd take that risk.I'm left-handed anyway so it wouldn't matter but i've always wanked with my right hand for some reason.???

Stamp on the bloody cat especially as she was sick on my bed the other day.:angry:

Cheryl Cole's got a cock?:eek:

Grapes out of my mum's arse would be a pleasure.

Rik Wallers armpit folds. Would you run across the M25 blindfolded with earmuffs in on a busy Friday afternoon for Holly Valance to become your pussy slave forever?

Without doubt,yes. Would you do a whole gram of the strongest cocaine you've ever had in one line, knowing you've got a 50/50 chance of having a cardiac arrest though for a very passionate night with Charlotte Meares(if you survive!):love:

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Abso-f***ing-lutely!! Would you burn your cock or balls with a lighter for 10 seconds without stopping for a grand? :cry:

No.Maybe David Beckham or Bobby Zamora.:ohmy: Would you kill someone that's really pissed you off and i mean REALLY, knowing that you'll never get caught but you'll always have the death on your conscience?

Yes.For £2000 though. Would you drink your own jizz once a week if it meant double the supply you have now for the rest of your life? :eek: