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Btw are you actually serious? I will give you 50 quid if you eat a slug in front of me!!

Yeah no probs. Would you let a cow do a runny shit on your face (eyes and mouth fully closed) for a Lamborghini?

NOOOOOOO Would you eat a live slug for £500?

I'd do that! To save your mum losing the sight in one of her eyeballs, would you rape a cow in full view of holidaymakers?

The badger... at least I wouldn't die. Would you f*** Jessica Alba but it had to be on someone's grave?

Yeahh. Would you swim through 100m of sewage for the chance to lick tutti frutti ice cream, spending as long as you want to collect the last bit of whatever it is in that shit, off the Olsen twin's bazongas?

I'd probably do that for free if drunk enough. Would you get beaten up by a bunch of lesbians who then piss then on as you lay bleeding in the street for Brighton to win the Johnstone's Paint Trophy next season?

HELL YEAH. Cos my bumhole needs to go back in anyway. Double the prizes :clap2: Would you finger John Prescott's arse to have 1cm extra on your cock?

Absolutely yes, bring it on your maj. Would you f*** a child's treasured teddy bear in front of it for a grand?

Yes. The gay sex doesn't bother me but I'd be dropped after one minute of my Albion career and would feel rotten fleecing the club out of that money for 2 years :down: Would you have a permanent erection for the rest of your life for a one off cash payment now of 75 grand?

Yeah baby (and you so would eat a baby, don't lie) Would you be dragged by your ankles from a rope attached to a tractor over a rocky country road and through mud, shit and stinging nettles for an hour for the ability to shoot fire balls from your hands (like in Street Fighter)?

Yes. Would you eat a human baby alive for £100,000 and a blowie from J-Lo while she's got creme de menth in her gob? (and Guy Butters, I can't bring myself to answer that one you EVIL little man :lolol: )

Really couldn't be arsed. Would you do a 5 hour shift wiping arses of retarded kids for the chance to lick Hannah Montana's flesh lettuce?

Depends. Maybe. Oh I dunno. Would you rub shampoo into your eyes for a tenner?

Yes. Would you chew tin foil for £50?

Deffo. Not even hard. Would you do a line of coke out of Jo Brand's sweaty, hairy arse crack to do a line off Mercedes from Hollyoaks' tits afterwards?

The fit one yeah, not the other one. Would you take one smack in the kisser from a paint pot swung on a rope (ala Home Alone) for a pair of Cheryl's used panties after she's been watching Racist Porn?

Newp. Would you rather get caught wanking by your mum while wearing her clothes or beat an old tramp who know one will miss or even know about to death (and you get away with the murder)?

f*** that for a game of soldiers. Would you shave TWAT into the back of your head and walk around like that everywhere you go for two weeks and at the end of it you get one red hot night with Keeley Hazell?

Would you take a slow walk through Brixton high street with a sandwich board reading in large letters I HATE NIGGERS (yes I nicked it from Die Hard) at 12 on a Friday night for £20,000?