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It will be AMAZING. All this on the back of some drunk cook. Sets a standard. I just hope Jamie Oliver does not come off his scooter and go under a bus in the near future either, I don't think I could take it right now.

Oliver reminds me of a hell of a lot of some New Brightonians. I am very surprised he does not have a place on Shoreham beach.

interesting take. We are back on track.

I did mate. Its just he did not specifically name Oliver, and now its too late. Who knows, he might have thought he was great.

Coming from someone as ridiculously self important as you, absolutely drunk on small time fame and tenuous connections with a football club, it is indeed shaming to be held up to ridicule. I must be f***ing up massively if people like you think I am a wally.

I think of you more like D'Argtagnan, not quite on the firm. Does MoH have you in his iPhone?

No its just a joke mate. Simplester says I only eat beans and chips, I get it too. I tell you what though I am having pie and mash for my lunch now, guaranteed.

hahaha Nonce Air manbag! lol pmsl smileys thumbs up etc etc

yeah unfair. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time in my memory bank of celebrity chefs. I meant the fat paddy, Corrigan, if I can have another go.

he would probably ask if the chilli vinegar was balsamic, like the Mandelson guacamole legend.

*puts on tin helmet*

Originally posted by DrunkenCanary at 11.53: James Martin is a f***ing cnt.

if you were Jamie you would have your own vintage expresso machine imported from a back street Naples cafe that is to die for. You would not buy the stuff out.

Do you reckon Delia wades into these rows on Norwich sites?

Great isnt it.

that is how the thread went. Keith Allen asked Floyd what he thought of current 'celebrity chefs'. His words were 'they are c*nts'. Good job he didnt post on here or you would have been right on his back. But then it was a couple of pages ago. But its evolved in a fun way, with the Knitting...

That is what its all about Lokki. The world gives us people like that far too rarely. Just dont bring St Jamie of Shoreditch into this to compare him to, or all hell breaks loose. I have about 500 knitting needles in my back for doing so and have been beaten around the head by a good few...

are you a bit ashamed when you finally come though?

I would go easy on implying people do not take care of their families mate.

There you go we have some common ground Common. If we can agree that gary Rhodes is the antichrist and his advert where he climbs up the cliff to go to the camper "the secret is, not to prick them" is the most hateful piece of cookery TV ever produced, then we are making progress.