Yes, yes I do. Obviously.
Except I can't afford decent meals - and that quote of mine was simply to highlight one of the many differences between Haywards Heath and Reigate, as you well know. Not really for this thread IMO.
I bought an all in one table football/table tennis/pool table combo thing from Homebase once.
If JAMIE has one of those, you could ask him if he fancied a game of pool instead? Just a thought.
Just as an aside, do you eat anything other than chips & beans? It's just that I've noticed that on a variety of threads, you seem to have used interesting food as a stick to beat people with for some reason.