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Did you know that the limerick was populised by Edward Lear ? There was a young man from Kent, Who`s prick was so long that it bent. So to save him the trouble, He tied it in double, And instead of coming he went.

WELL ? how did he greet thee................. I hate 2 parters.

I eat my peas with honey, I`ve done it all my life, It makes my peas taste funny, But it keeps them on my knife. Terence Milligan.