An assembly line worker became increasingly obsessed with his desire to stick his penis into a pickle slicer. Finally, worried that he'd be unable to contain the desire, he sought the advice of a psychiatrist.
"You know, I had a case not unlike this one a few months ago," said Dr...
In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did...