Thought I'd resurrect this thread - it's been awhile
The Ladies Room
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers...
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.
The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me f*** you for a pound?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman...