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You're not so bad yourself, conk face.

Reminds me of the one about the couple on their honeymoon. The guy has a wooden leg which he has kept from her until now. On their wedding night he says "Close your eyes darling because I've got a surprise for you." She closes her eyes and he takes off his wooden leg and moves her hand onto his...

Re: A festive joke I thought it was going to be the one about him buying her a plane for Christmas. So she can shave her legs.

Friday Jokes Yes I know a lot of these are old and some have been on here before but they made me laugh this morning I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to >arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. > >Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly...